Thursday, May 9, 2013

If I Ran the World

If I ran the world, there would be no reduced fat food.  There would also be no Pomeranians.

I have yet to taste anything "reduced fat" that even remotely compared to the original.  I suppose reduced fat food would be okay, if there were a way to keep my husband and son from buying it by mistake.

I'm not a fan of small, yappy dogs because they are, well, yappy!  For some reason the yap of a Pomeranian goes through my head like a knife.  So of course one resides in the house behind us.  His name is Toby and he's a yapping machine.  I fantasize about some gigantic bird of prey swooping down and taking Toby far, far away.  I know - I'm mean.

1 comment:

Tracy said...

Lol so if something happens to Toby we will know where to look lol. As I type this I hear a dog across the lake. We have a few dogs around but we never hear them. I came here to relax thank you.
I never buy anything fat free or reduced or even with artificial sweeteners. If I eat sugar, by George, I want the real thing lol